Canadian beer drinkers are destroying the planet!!!
November 30, 2007 8:13:00 PM UTC Post #1

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November 30, 2007 8:13:00 PM UTC Post #1

Fuck we rule!!


Scientists have found a new threat to the planet: Canadian beer drinkers.

The government-commissioned study says the old, inefficient "beer fridges" that one in three Canadian households use to store their Molson and Labatt's contribute significantly to global warming by guzzling gas- and coal-fired electricity.

"People need to understand the impact of their lifestyles," British environmental consultant Joanna Yarrow tells New Scientist magazine. "Clearly the environmental implications of having a frivolous luxury like a beer fridge are not hitting home. This research helps inform people - let's hope it has an effect."

The problem is that the beer fridges are mostly decades-old machines that began their second careers as beverage dispensers when Canadians upgraded to more energy-efficient models to store whatever Canadians eat besides doughnuts and poutine.

University of Alberta researcher Denise Young, who led the study, suggests that provincial authorities hold beer-fridge buy-backs or round-ups to eliminate the threat - methods that Americans use to get guns off the streets.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,313844,00.html

November 30, 2007 8:54:00 PM UTC Post #2

Gotta love Fox! Wonder what's next. High unemployment in the U.S. caused by Canadians being on EI?

December 01, 2007 2:21:00 AM UTC Post #3

hahahaahahaha
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gotta be fucking amused.

fox always knows..

canadians know good beer, but their shit is EXPENSIVE! even when the exchange rate was in our favor, it was wayyy more dollars to get beer there. what costs $15 dollars here costs $30 over the border.

i'm drunk tonight, but i'm 21 on sunday!

Cant ignore the cynics/ cant explore the gimmicks/\
cant report the dividends/\
Limited only by the need to stay fed

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December 01, 2007 3:27:00 AM UTC Post #4

$30 for what?

I know things are a bit cheaper in America. Since the Canadian dollar is up there I should take advantage and run across the border and spend cheap money

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