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Brasilporrada.



no hard feelings. just the lack of new topics is killing me.

haha. there's topics on the fucking first page in here from NOVEMBER!

no.

we need a new one

he old one is not sufficient to suplement my needs for new jokes.

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soulflyro

Oh,this one is from a newspaper today:
Man talking to his wife:
-Can you wake me up at the night when I want to drink beer?
-How am I going to know when you want to drink beer?
-Don.t worry,dear,just wake me....

a husband asked his wife one day
"tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time"

his wife replied
"you're cock is bigger than your brothers"

you like fuck dumb a is who person retarded another to it send now,
his reading time ass sweet your took you.
(now read this backwards)

"give it here"
"no, its mine"
"let me have it"
"its my turn"
"U had it last nite"
"fuck off"
"come on gimme it"
"fuck off cunt its mine"

siamese twins havin a wank..!!!

"What's your opinion on capital punishment?"

"I'm against it."

"Why?"

"I think the capital has punished us enough."


Did you hear about the President's exit strategy from Iraq?




The U.S. is going to exit through Iran.

...famous facts...

Women might be able to fake orgasms.
But men can fake whole relationships."
-- Sharon Stone

^Women complain about pre-menstrual syndrome,
but I think of it as the only time of the month
hat I can be myself."
-- Roseanne

"Women need a reason to have sex.
Men just need a place."
-- Billy Crystal

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading."
-- Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)

"Hockey is a sport for white men.
Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
-- Tiger Woods

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
-- Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied.
A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,
but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
-- Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning
o rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
-- Robin Williams

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis,
and only enough blood to run one at a time."
-- Robin Williams

"Instead of getting married again,
I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
-- Rod Stewart

"There's a new medical crisis.
Doctors are reporting that many men are having
allergic reactions to latex condoms.
They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
-- Dustin Hoffman

"According to a new survey, women say they feel
more comfortable undressing in front of men
han they do undressing in front of other women.
They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
-- Robert De Niro